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Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I somehow missed that I'd accidentally deleted a whole paragraph near the beginning just before the archive went live. I've restored it now and I'm really sorry about that!
It's March, I'm rereading it and I still find loads of hilarious stuff in it! I'd cut and paste the stuff I like but it'll be cutting and pasting half the story into the comment space :)