oh my gosh this actually sounds hilarious! Unfortunately, I already have a different ending planned but you should definetly write a story with that ending!!! I'd read it in a heartbeat!
I can hardly write the 2 fics I currently have going, I don't think I'll be doing this one at all T_T
Aww too bad but maybe you'll have the time and muse in a few week, months, or a year :) It'll always be an awesome idea :)