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  1. And good riddance! After surviving the first age I've just about had enough of Feanorians! ... Oops, did I say that out-loud? I hope no one here is actually friends with Celebrimbor... No? No friends of his, no kin? No one planning a daring rescue? Oh, ok. I'm good. Cheers everyone!

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    1. Of course not! This is a respectable newspaper, and we take our neutrality very seriously - what do you think we are, the Lothlorien Times?

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      1. ASDFGHJKL AHAHAHA

        Psssh, everyone knows The Times are run by that former crush anyway, there's no way they could be neutral about Celebrimbor

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        1. Indeed. Why anyone would want to read that particular toe-rag mystifies me.

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          1. They are reading it for the dirty gossip and the classified ads section. And I only know that because a friend of a friend, who's not actually my friend told me, I swear on my beautiful hair... ok, maybe not on that. I swear on Celebrimbor.

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            1. ASDFGHJKL

              we need to find a way to do a "letters to the editor" kind of section because this is just too perfect

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              1. A concerned reader as myself would always humbly write to your fine paper!

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            2. Maybe don't swear on Celebrimbor... I hear he makes a terrible banner.

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