And good riddance! After surviving the first age I've just about had enough of Feanorians! ... Oops, did I say that out-loud? I hope no one here is actually friends with Celebrimbor... No? No friends of his, no kin? No one planning a daring rescue? Oh, ok. I'm good. Cheers everyone!
Of course not! This is a respectable newspaper, and we take our neutrality very seriously - what do you think we are, the Lothlorien Times?
ASDFGHJKL AHAHAHAPsssh, everyone knows The Times are run by that former crush anyway, there's no way they could be neutral about Celebrimbor
Psssh, everyone knows The Times are run by that former crush anyway, there's no way they could be neutral about Celebrimbor
Indeed. Why anyone would want to read that particular toe-rag mystifies me.
They are reading it for the dirty gossip and the classified ads section. And I only know that because a friend of a friend, who's not actually my friend told me, I swear on my beautiful hair... ok, maybe not on that. I swear on Celebrimbor.
ASDFGHJKLwe need to find a way to do a "letters to the editor" kind of section because this is just too perfect
we need to find a way to do a "letters to the editor" kind of section because this is just too perfect
A concerned reader as myself would always humbly write to your fine paper!
Maybe don't swear on Celebrimbor... I hear he makes a terrible banner.