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    Geralt wants something from Jaskier. Jaskier is happy to oblige.

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    While visiting the Passiflora for a Gwent tournament, Geralt spots a male whore who looks remarkably like Jaskier. The witcher has wanted his bard for so long, this feels like some sort of gift from the universe.

    Now, he can't stop going to the whore whenever he's in Novigrad. It's his dirty secret, his obsession.

    And Jaskier is never, ever supposed to find out...

    ...so what happens when he does?

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    It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.

    (Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)

    If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.

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    “Oh, you’re a feisty thing, aren’t you?” She stroked one fingertip across Jaskier’s cheek, then angled it so he felt the sharp bite of her nail. “A tempest in a teacup. Lightning in a bottle. You take me back to my Aretuza days, little bard.”

    “Don’t touch him,” Geralt growled, low and deadly.

    “I don’t think you’re in a position to threaten, witcher.”

     ~*~

    During a fight with a mad sorceress Jaskier becomes cursed, and now storms follow his vivid emotions. He'll have to keep his feelings for Geralt under control while they wander in search of a cure. Each rumble of thunder threatens his long kept secret, and brings him one step closer to losing all he holds dear in life.

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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo prompt 8: Rimming.

    Jaskier is as good with his tongue as he is with everything else.

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    It’s hard to tell what Jaskier's thinking, his back still turned towards Geralt, but if anything his shoulders relax more, and then he brings his hand down and begins to trace his fingers lightly over the back of the doppler’s in little circles. Geralt can only watch, transfixed by the way the bard’s fingers dance over the top of his hand. No – he reminds himself – not his hand. The doppler’s hand. Which just happens to look a lot like his hand.

    A routine hunt takes longer than anticipated, and Geralt returns to find Jaskier sharing a table with a face-stealing monster. He needs to get the bard away from the doppler, but Jaskier appears to have very different intentions for the person he thinks is Geralt of Rivia. Updated to include a chapter from the Doppler's POV!

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    So many men and monsters had left their mark on Geralt. Jaskier was determined to leave not a one.

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    Djinns are notoriously tricky, he thinks to himself. Better to not complicate it and ask for exactly what he wants. Be clear and concise. Make the wish.

    “I want some fucking sleep,” Geralt says, voice cracking.


    A gift for @reineyday, who requested “au where geralt doesn’t get interrupted by jaskier and wishes for some sleep from the djinn and then he basically becomes snow white.”

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    “We’re connected where?”

    “There is no where,” Yennefer said impatiently, “It’s a psychic connection. Telempathy.” When Geralt and Jaskier continued blinking at her blankly, she stomped over to Geralt and pinched him on the arm.

    “Ow!” Jaskier protested, grabbing his arm in the exact same spot.

    Tel-e-mpathy,” Yennefer said with deliberate slowness as Jaskier and Geralt looked at each other with dawning horror.

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    Geralt takes one look at him, his brow furrowed, and says, “You’ve been cursed.”

    “Yes.” Jaskier lets out a weak, rueful laugh. “Yes, well, I’d rather figured as much.”

    or:

    Jaskier is cursed after an intimate encounter with a sorcerer that was, shall we say, ill-advised. Surviving the night will require facing some uncomfortable truths with a certain witcher.

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    And everything was perfect, because it wasn’t.

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    “Interesting?” Geralt repeats through gritted teeth, but she does not elaborate. Her touch on his forehead is cold as she presses her thumb between his eyes. The old woman dips her fingertips into the bowl a second time and runs three red fingers from his lips to his chin.

    “Welcome to the Hunt, White Wolf,” she smiles sharply. “You may walk the Path tonight."

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    He had imagined their reunion a thousand different ways since they parted on the mountain. In every scenario, though, Geralt had imagined Jaskier well and whole and safe. Like he must be, when not putting himself in danger with Geralt. Not like this.

    Geralt and Jaskier reunite outside of Vizima, while war and sickness ravage the Continent.

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    An otherwise ordinary encounter with bandits on the road turns into something more when Geralt begins acting strangely, not sleeping and showing up from hunts with injuries he hasn't dressed. Jaskier knows something is very wrong, but he can't get Geralt to talk about it--or much of anything else.

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    Jaskier gets back to their shared room at the inn and finds he’s too tired to undo the intricate lacings of his clothes.

    Geralt gives him a hand.

    Just...so they don’t wrinkle. To keep Jaskier from complaining, of course!

    Of course.

    Turns out there’s quite a few things Jaskier isn’t too tired for.

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    It wasn’t often that Geralt had the luxury of true rest. Case in point: the nest of monstrously large venomous spiders he was currently slashing through. Silk sheets? The closest Geralt had gotten in many years was the shimmering spider silk he was now pulling off himself in great swathes. A face mask? Maybe getting acid spit in your face was someone’s idea of a skin care routine, but it wasn’t Geralt’s.

    The mud bath, at least, he partook in regularly.
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    TL;DR Geralt gets a spa day and his ass eaten.

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    Jaskier gets hit with a spell that takes quite a few years off his age. He has some thoughts about what to do with his newfound youth.

    Geralt pines like a whole damned forest, and then discovers maybe he doesn't have to.

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    They were supposed to have left the brothel by midnight in order to give Geralt ample time to chase after the ekimmara, but here Geralt is, still waiting outside the damn building because Jaskier is busy entertaining...

    "If anything, I ought to be mad at him,” Geralt mutters to himself as he pads silently towards Jaskier’s room, “he knows hunts are time-sensitive matters and if he thinks he can just fit in a quick–-"

    Then he hears it and freezes instantly. A moan, low and drawn-out, echoed down the hallway from Jaskier’s room. It was masculine and deep and it didn’t belong to Jaskier.

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    For Geralt, the Trials brought not just strength and speed but an acute sensitivity to the world around him that, at the worst, left him in agony at the mere brush of a hand against his. Vesemir had trained him to withstand it, to be strong, to endure every touch and injury until he could master the sensitivity and exist in a world that despises him.

    And then he'd met Jaskier and everything had changed.

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    Geralt's been dealing with Hanahaki for a while. Jaskier comes down with it, too.

    OR, what happens when you're in love with your best friend and your best friend (apparently) falls for another?

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