Needs More Dinosaurs!
Stories with dinosaurs!
07 Jun 2020
Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology.
Or, to be more specific, "Alan gets kidnapped and accidentally marries a raptor" (thanks to Sinwritesfics for this very amusing rendition of my summary). However, please note there is not a bestiality tag for this fic, and it never will have one -- just in case that might be a concern for some readers. ; )
Chapter 2 (missing scenes) added 6/7/20.
13 Feb 2017
In perhaps one of the absolute weirdest, craziest and funniest video game crossover character-swap parodies (and fanfics in general) ever devised, the rich and colorful world of Undertale meets the batshit-insane, drug-induced and equally colorful worlds of Undertail and Um Jammer Lammy (the genderbent bastard child of Parappa The Rapper) in a story that, just like the original game (in fact, it even retains the same plot), is so fucking insane that by the time you're done with it, you'll have literally no goddamned clue what in the hell you just read. And you are going to love it.
Alphys as Lammy Lamb
Undyne as Katy Kat
Gaster as Master Onion
Chara as Teriyaki Yoko
Underfresh Sans as PJ
Papyrus as Fussenpepper
Muffet as Kathy Pillar
Asgore as Chuck
Asriel as Cathy's babies
Nice Cream Guy as Puddle
Toriel as Mooselini
Gerson as Fleaswallow
Temmie as Ma-san
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
13 Jan 2017
In this simply ingenious and often utterly hilarious political fanfiction satire of epic proportions that is pretty much literally Undertale meets How The Grinch Stole Christmas meets Hillary Clinton VS Donald Trump meets Drawn Together, Alphys decides she's officially gotten sick of the Underground's corrupt monarchy system and therefore additionally decides to team up with Undyne so that the two of them can fraudulently work together toward a common goal of changing their land's system of politics into a presidency...
with said presidency's very first election being based off of the absolute WORST presidential election campaign in all of recorded USA history. I mean, seriously, what could POSSIBLY go wrong with such an absolutely brilliant plan as this?
04 Dec 2016
Oh man, this freaking Alphys X Francis (Alphrancis) shipping...I honestly never thought I'd see it absolutely take off like this, but now...well, here we are, and I honestly couldn't be happier about it.
To make an incredibly long story short, if you ever wanted to see some hot steamy action between (and just generally involving) these two in a romantic relationship together, then this is undeniably your best, funniest, and hopefully only bet.
Enjoy, readers! And by "enjoy", I mean "masturbate" XD
Alphys and a whole bunch of other characters from Undertale
Francis from Super Paper Mario
In a short but sweet little tie-in to the classic Alphys' Bad School Day that can really only be aptly described as the absolute kinkiest shit to ever come out of the Undertale fandom, Asriel and Alphys and friends return to MTT Middle School for National Barefoot Day...with foot-fetish-inducing chips implanted firmly into their poor little brains by Gaster so that the sick nasty fuck can jerk off to it...yeah, I think you can already see where this is going.
“So Hale,” Stiles says when he lets the raptors run free and bite at each other. He turns his wide brown eyes on Derek and grabs onto an overhead pole, leaning forward with a smirk. “It’s usually your sisters coming to yell at me. To what do I owe this pleasure?”
Or the Jurassic World AU I promised!
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17 Jan 2017