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    Alec wants to meet his new Quartermaster, not least of all because they're both involved with James, and an in-person introduction would only be polite. He knows just from James's interest that there must be more to the man than first meets the eye, so he's prepared for the unexpected, like any good 00-Agent.

    He's still not prepared for Q.

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    “Just say the first word that pops into your head. I might say “quartermaster,” and you might say…”

     

     

    “Young.”

     

    No one asks, but Bond has thoughts on the new quartermaster

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    In retrospect, maybe hacking the earpiece of the most dangerous weapon MI6 has to offer to help him take down an international crime syndicate you just so happen to be a part of hadn’t been such a great idea after all.

    In Q’s defence: the undercover agent pretending to be his bodyguard still hasn’t made a move to kill him, and he’s getting bored.

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    Where you play the game of intrigue for the second time and still have no idea what is happening.

    > After dying, Q is thrown back in time and can't understand why certain people find him so interesting.

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    Q learned quite quickly that he wasn't like other people - that he lived and died like everyone else, but remembered every lifetime before like pages in a never-ending book. He also learned quite quickly what people did with other people who were different. The one thing that made Q's many lives bearable, though, was the one soul that returned in every lifetime: James.

    There was only one problem.

    James returned, time and again, just like Q did. Same blue eyes, same golden hair, same devasating smile and penchant for trouble. But James never remembered a bit of it - each life for him was his first life, and he therefore had no idea why Q would always trust him like a polestar, and grieve for him like Pompeii.

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    Medium, Graphite
    Artist, Unknown

     

    Q's first impression of 007: a prick with a pretty face and an appreciation for art. Q never expected to become entangled with the agent, but when an explosion, a date, and a missing agent brought 007 to Q time again and time again, he began to rethink their relationship. Unbeknownst to him, 007 had already set his eyes on Q, and nothing--not even the mysterious Blofeld--could stop him from keeping Q safe.

    (Or, the one where Bond sketches Q at every available opportunity because he's rapidly falling in love, Q's just trying to get by, and no one's looking where they ought to be.)

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    Trigger, from the Dutch trekken — to pull or draw.

    Bond didn’t know the woman who screamed. He could care less about the idiot of a cabbie who’d nearly clipped her. The scattering of brightly-coloured store packages from the woman’s arms would perhaps have been entertaining, if he was in place to to be entertained. In fact, if Bond hadn’t been locked in paralysing, consuming fear, he probably would have been deeply amused at the woman kicking the cab’s bumper in retaliation for scaring her so thoroughly.

    Fucking trigger. Fucking pull.

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    The kid stilled, his eyes going sharp in a way that made James want to reach for his weapon. He remembered he didn’t have one, then remembered he was talking to a 13 year old the size of a cocker spaniel and he didn’t need a weapon anyway.

    “Give me access to MI6’s computers and I could take over the world,” the boy said softly.

    “Not exactly what we’re trying to accomplish, but an interesting option all the same,” James said, pursing his lips. “What’s your name?”

    “Why?”

    “Because, if I’m going to recruit you that’s something I’ll need to know.”
    ***

    This is the origin story of Q/James Bond's relationship had they met quite a bit sooner in their MI6 careers. It is also a continuation/expansion of Jealous Gods, but it should make sense as a stand-alone piece. It will be formatted like Jealous Gods, going back and forth between present and past. Apologies in advance for any mistakes!

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    Q is surprised. Q has not known him very long, and this is maybe James’ favourite thing about him: he persists in being surprised.

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    In which Spectre is actually Bond's poorly written attempt at falsifying a mission report. Q wants a flight simulator, Eve wants more lines, and M wants a drink. Everybody's a critic.

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    “Can I help you?” the man asked.

    “I’m dying,” Q answered bluntly, his voice a barely whispered rasp. “Or not. Again with the pain everywhere, so not entirely sure.”

    “Ignore my friend’s poor attempt at humour,” Bond interrupted. The sense of familiarity and danger threatened to overwhelm him again, but there was no time for that — even if it was probably the result of underestimating his head wound. He’d sort that out later. For now, he had to win over a highlander.

    “We had a bit of a hiking accident earlier this evening, I’m afraid,” Bond said as he shifted Q’s weight against him. “I thought we could make it to the next town for a hospital, but now I’m not so sure. I’d love to check him over if you have a spare flat surface and decent light to lend.”

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    A Halloween fic based on Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Guests

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    “I distinctly remember,” said James after a long moment of nothing but thunder and exhales, "someone saying I made a sub par pillow." - "And did you turn so you could start drooling on the other side instead?"

    In which the nature of whatever Q was working on can be reliably deduced from his posture - all of which were positively atrocious. Some include using James as a pillow, and then preventing him from ever leaving the bed ever again.

    Alternatively: James's bladder vs Cat. (illustrated by bjodoodles)

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    Q had fallen in love with Collioure for the quiet and the colour; James had fallen in love with Q’s expression when he hung the Matisse over the fireplace.

    In which Q wears three of James' sweaters at once, because Q before his morning cup of tea is a phenomenon to be studied. (Domestic morning routine in the south of France). Illustrated by bjodoodles.

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    Q is slowly getting used to his life being unpredictable now that he works for MI6, but being stuck in a repeating day with James Bond is rather more unpredictable that he expected. Especially since Bond is stupidly attractive and unexpectedly funny and okay, possibly- just possibly- he's managed to develop a slight crush on the man. Where 'slight' is defined as 'epic.'

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    Something old, something new,
    Something Bond, something Q.

    M’s conversations with Bond were less noteworthy for their brevity than for their weight. Particularly where a certain Quartermaster was concerned.

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    More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.

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    James Bond defies death on a regular basis. He comes back from the dead again and again. And each time something inside him dies. The darkness is growing and getting hungrier. Violence and blood and beautiful women, it is all an equation that can have one outcome. It is what makes him such a damned good agent.
    M knew it. Then she died.
    And Bond discovers that maybe, just maybe, she knew what she was doing when she gave him Q as his handler. This could be the solution, but it could also be the worst idea ever because the hunger and the need are growing and Q seems to be where his primal side, the predator he is, calms down.
    Yes, it could be the solution. Or a catastrophy in the making that would tear them both to pieces.

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    in which Bond has traitorous feet, Tom Fords and self-trust issues, and Q has a (sinfully pretty) mouth on him.

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    There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive.

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